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Wedding Anniversary roasts / speeches from friend or family What's Included: 3 Speeches  1 Free Bonuses  + 3 Bonus Poems  Brief Description: These light-hearted anniversary speeches roast the couple and tell them exactly what their friends think of their marriage. They suggest that marriage is really an endurance test. Being rude rather than crude they are not intended for sensitive souls! The short poems crown the insults and give an unusual and catchy ending to the roasts. Alternatively, if framed, one would make a tongue-in-cheek memento of the day. More.....		List Price: $39.00 Price: $21.97*
Air Force Re-Union Speeches/Roasts & Poems What's Included: 3 Speeches  1 Free Bonuses  + 3 Bonus Poems  Brief Description: These speeches/roasts take a light hearted view of an Air Force re-union. They speak of the changes in those present over the years and mention the camaraderie they once shared. They end with a toast to the Air Force. The light hearted poems offer you the opportunity to end your speech on an unusual note. More.....		List Price: $31.00 Price: $19.97*
Army Re-Union Speeches/Roasts & Toasts What's Included: 3 Speeches  1 Free Bonuses  + 3 Bonus Poems  Brief Description: These light-hearted roasts are just what you need if you are attending an army re-union where the emphasis is on fun. They speak of the memories those present share. They poke fun at your comrades and the changes in them since they left the army and even at the army itself. They end, however, with an appropriate toast. The short poems offer you the opportunity to end your roast on a memorable note. More.....		List Price: $31.00 Price: $19.97*
Navy Re-Union Speeches/Roasts & Toasts What's Included: 3 Speeches  1 Free Bonuses  Brief Description: These light-hearted roasts are just what you need if you are saying a few words at a Naval re-union. They mention bald heads and how some waistlines have thickened over the years. They are roasts rather than speeches but do end with an appropriate toast to the Navy. The short poems offer you the opportunity to end your speech in a humorous and memorable manner. More.....		List Price: $31.00 Price: $19.97*
Retirement roasts/speeches & poems (To the Boss) What's Included: 3 Speeches  1 Free Bonuses  + 3 Bonus Poems  Brief Description: These tongue-in-cheek roasts are suitable for colleagues who wish to give their boss a send-off that is a little different. They speak of how he has tried to improve their work ethic over the years. They speak of his life of comfort while they did the actual work and they end with a toast that is not exactly fulsome. The short poems crown the insults and give an unusual and catchy ending to the roasts. Alternatively, if framed, one would make a tongue-in-cheek memento of the day. More.....		List Price: $39.00 Price: $21.97*
Graduaton roasts / speeches to a graduate by a family member or friend What's Included: 3 Speeches  3 Free Bonuses  + 3 Bonus Poems  Brief Description: These speeches are just what you need if you wish to roast a graduate friend or family member. They speak of astonishing luck and hint of bribery. They look at the graduate's lifestyle and notice a lack of application to his or her studies. They end with a tongue in cheek wish for the future. The short poems offer you the ideal way to end the roast on a light-hearted and unusual note. You could add to the party spirity by having your spouse or another friend or family member ending your roast with one of the poems. Alternatively, you might like to frame the poem as an unusual memento of the occasion. More.....		List Price: $39.00 Price: $21.97*
Retirement roasts/speeches & poems (To the Retiree) What's Included: 3 Speeches  1 Free Bonuses  + 3 Bonus Poems  Brief Description: These light-hearted retirement speeches roast the retiree and tell him exactly what his friends/colleagues think of him in a light-hearted way. They suggest that life as he knew it is over. Being rude rather than crude they are not intended for sensitive souls! The short poems crown the insults and give an unusual and catchy ending to the roasts. Alternatively, if framed, one would make a tongue-in-cheek memento of the day. More.....		List Price: $39.00 Price: $21.97*
Wedding roasts / speeches from friend / family member What's Included: 3 Speeches  1 Free Bonuses  + 3 Bonus Poems  Brief Description: These light-hearted wedding speeches roast the couple and tell them exactly what their friends think of their getting married. They suggest that life as the couple once knew it is over. Being rude rather than crude they are not intended for sensitive souls! Nor, of course, are they intended as the usual wedding speeches of congratulation. The short poems crown the insults and give an unusual and catchy ending to the roasts. Alternatively, if framed, one would make a tongue-in-cheek memento of the day. More.....		List Price: $39.00 Price: $19.97*
Job promotion roasts/speeches What's Included: 3 Speeches  2 Free Bonuses  + 3 Bonus Poems  Brief Description: This set of three roasts congratulate a newly promoted colleague in a very tongue-in-cheek way. The short poems sum up the speeches in a light-hearted manner and can be used to end the speech in an unusual and catchy way. Alternatively, another colleague could end your speech by delivering one of the poems. You might also frame one of the poems and give it to your colleague as a memento of the occasion. More.....		List Price: $39.00 Price: $19.97*
Birthday roasts / speeches & poems for a male teacher What's Included: 3 Speeches  3 Free Bonuses  + 3 Bonus Poems  Brief Description: These light-hearted birthday roast speeches and poems roast the birthday boy and tell him exactly what his friends think of him in a light-hearted way. They are not intended for sensitive souls! They are rude without being crude. The short poems crown the insults. Alternatively, one might be framed as a tongue-in-cheek memento of the day. More.....		List Price: $39.00 Price: $19.97*
Birthday roasts / speeches & poems for any age birthday for a man What's Included: 3 Speeches  3 Free Bonuses  + 3 Bonus Poems  Brief Description: These light-hearted birthday roasts, speeches and poems roast the birthday boy and tell him exactly what his friends think of him in a light hearted way. They are not intended for sensitive souls! They are rude without being crude. The short poems crown the insults. Alternatively, one might be framed as an unusual and tongue-in-cheek memento of the occasion. More.....		List Price: $39.00 Price: $19.97*
Marines' Re-Union Speeches/Roasts & Toasts What's Included: 3 Speeches  1 Free Bonuses  + 3 Bonus Poems  Brief Description: These light-hearted roasts are ideal for a Marine attending a re-union who wishes to roast his comrades. They speak of the good old days and the changes that have happened since. They talk of camaraderie and of what used to be. They end with an appropriate toast. The short poems offer you the opportunity to end your roast on a memorable note. More.....		List Price: $31.00 Price: $19.97*