Roasts

Roasts will be available for download to your own computer within 60 seconds of our receiving your order. You will When you want to speak with your tongue in your cheek our roasts make it easy for you. Whether it’s a birthday, a military re-union or a wedding day they will add to the fun of these and many other occasions. Our roasts will be available to download within sixty seconds of our receiving your order. You may choose to use one speech or a selection of pieces from the options you receive. The bonus poems, where appropriate, give you the opportunity to end your speech on a catchy and light-hearted note. 100% Refund guarantee if you are not satisfied

Birthday roasts / speeches & poems for any age birthday for a man

These light-hearted birthday roasts, speeches and poems roast the birthday boy and tell him exactly what his friends think of him in a light hearted... Learn More
Graduation roasts/speeches to a graduate by a family member or friend

These speeches are just what you need if you wish to roast a graduate friend or family member. They speak of astonishing luck and hint of bribery.... Learn More
Retirement roasts/speeches & poems To the Retiree

These light-hearted retirement speeches roast the retiree and tell him exactly what his friends/colleagues think of him in a light-hearted way. They... Learn More
Job promotion roasts / speeches

This set of three roasts congratulate a newly promoted colleague in a very tongue-in-cheek way. The short poems sum up the speeches in a... Learn More
Retirement roasts/speeches & poems TO the Boss

These tongue-in-cheek roasts are suitable for colleagues who wish to give their boss a send-off that is a little different. They speak of how he has... Learn More
Birthday roasts / speeches & poems for a male teacher

These light-hearted birthday roast speeches and poems roast the birthday boy and tell him exactly what his friends think of him in a light-hearted... Learn More
Wedding roasts / speeches from friend / family member

These light-hearted wedding speeches roast the couple and tell them exactly what their friends think of their getting married. They suggest that life... Learn More
Wedding Anniversary roasts/speeches from friend or family

These light-hearted anniversary speeches roast the couple and tell them exactly what their friends think of their marriage. They suggest that marriage... Learn More
Navy (Naval) Re-Union Roasts (Speeches/Toasts) & Poems

These light-hearted roasts are just what you need if you are saying a few words at a Naval re-union. They mention bald heads and how some waistlines... Learn More
Army Re-Union Speeches/Roasts & Toasts

These light-hearted roasts are just what you need if you are attending an army re-union where the emphasis is on fun. They speak of the memories... Learn More
Air Force Re-Union Speeches/ Roasts/Toasts & Poems

These speeches/roasts take a light hearted view of an Air Force re-union. They speak of the changes in those present over the years and mention the... Learn More
Marines' Re-Union Roasts (Speeches/Toasts) & Poems

These light-hearted roasts are ideal for a Marine attending a re-union who wishes to roast his comrades. They speak of the good old days and the... Learn More

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